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Postby johnDUB on Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:37 pm

I fell like cider tonite... cider tonite!!
Snow what if you jump a 50 ft cliff..
Snow what if schuss a 50degree couloir...
... Cos it really doesn't matter...
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Postby dizzydiesel on Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:10 pm

get in......tesco had gaymers on,pint bottle,95p a bottle.needless to say.................i had a few!! :lol:
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Postby johnDUB on Sun Jan 20, 2008 9:07 pm

.. be for the tesco's points for this mrs d-meister.. Everylittle counts... Come in handy for the nappies diz, or the air fresheners to mask next doors odours! :-p
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Postby dizzydiesel on Sun Jan 20, 2008 9:34 pm

dont even go there!!!

got probs with parking now! mmm,2 parking spaces not big enough,so we'll park our 'taxi' right in my kitchen window!!
net surfing has come up trumps!! it is illegal to park on the pavement!!

guess who's gonna hammer the council n plod? yep,me!!! :wink: :twisted:


donna's gone right off on one!
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Postby johnDUB on Sun Jan 20, 2008 9:53 pm

:lol:
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Postby dizzydiesel on Sun Jan 20, 2008 9:56 pm

been in 1 day n pissin me off royal style!!
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Postby johnDUB on Sun Jan 20, 2008 9:57 pm

double bless
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Postby dizzydiesel on Sun Jan 20, 2008 9:59 pm

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: bloody taxi drivers
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Postby dubber36 on Sun Jan 20, 2008 10:05 pm

Prop a screw up under his tyre. :twisted:

Years ago when I was living at home, I got back to find a car parked in front of our garage. There was somthing going on in the village and there were cars parked all over the place. I thought the cheeky my little sister has parked in our drive. Mum and Dad were out, so I thought I'll teach him. I got the cordless out and fired a self tapper into each front tyre. :twisted:

About an hour or so later, Mum and Dad got back with 2 other folks in the car. Turns out it was their mate's car. :oops: :oops: Needless to say, I never said a word.
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Postby johnDUB on Sun Jan 20, 2008 10:56 pm

My mate used to weld up sharpened U shaped bolts and chuck em under tyres. That worked.
A kid at school had a major hatred for the chemistry teached. And I don't know if anyone remembered the drawings of electrons and atoms which basically looked like a wheel? Anywhoo.. he left this drawing of teachers car on blackboard, big pop and we went out to look at his car and 8 of those big test tubes sat lodged both sides of each tyre. didn't get expelled tho.. Funny pmslbt
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Postby dubber36 on Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:31 am

I'm not drinking in the week anymore.

Having a swig out of the whiskey bottle before I go to bed dosn't count. Does it?
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Postby johnDUB on Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:34 am

No, thats a night cap
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Postby dubber36 on Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:35 am

Good.

A drop of Jack Daniels in my coke should'nt count either then. :lol:
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Postby johnDUB on Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:37 am

Only counts if it's a drop of coke in Jack daniels :lol:
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Postby dubber36 on Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:39 am

50 / 50?
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